Zirconia³.com (somewhat) proudly presents:

Our founder, Michael Hoke, disappeared a number of years ago. The Zirconia³.com staff didn't really mind, and we carried on. However, we started receiving packages containing rough scripts and drawings, with instructions to Photoshop them together into some kind of comic book thingy.

Yeah, whatever.

We recently discovered that Mr. Hoke had spent the last couple of years living in the Zirconia³.com offices' basement. He still sends us the drawings with notes, so we continue to publish them as they arrive. As long as he stays in the basement, we're happy up here.
WARNING: May contain unsavory and gratuitous language and violence, hopefully. Children, squeamish persons and/or professional moralists should back away slowly, and not make any sudden moves.