Remember back in The Day, when the Internet was dominated by freaks, weirdos, and maniacs? And actual creatives?

• Before every common rube and yokel with a cell phone and a credit card was allowed access?

• Before everybody could overshare their boring lives, crappily-photographed meals, and stupid opinions with the whole world?

• Before every snot-nosed teenager could become a star making 2-minute Jackass-wannabe videos on their phone?

• Before Corporate America and Venture Capital ruined every good website and sold them off for parts?

• Before honest cranks and scammers got displaced by Cryptocurrency, NFTs, and Artificial "Intellegence" slop?

• Before "The Internet" became half a dozen 'platforms' run by thin-skinned, hypocritical, entitled narcissists?
  
  “‘why would you use that site? don’t you know it’s financed by someone evil?’ yeah well i made my own websites and you all stopped going to websites so i have to use the evil ones you like instead of my own.” --drewtoothpaste.bsky.social
  

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